Columnist to the world Mark Steyn brings us his always amusing and accurate observations on the insanity that the left continues to push on us regardless of whether we want it or not. And in this latest adventure, one very active slut Miss Fluke, a 30 year old lefty activist and very sexually active college student, demands that we subsidize her voracious carnal appetite to the tune of $3000 per year. Miss Fluke has apparently not heard of Walgreens, where you can pick up some condoms on sale and even get some money back. But I digress.
Now I have to say that if you want to make whoopee all day long, that’s OK with me. To each his own. But the problem here is that the very active slut Miss Fluke seems to think that she is owed something from all the rest of us and that it is the job of the federal government to make sure that we are forced to hand over our hard earned money so that the very active slut Miss Fluke can do the boing boing all day long and not have to worry about paying for it. And in this column, Mark Steyn has a bit of fun at the expense of the very active slut Miss Fluke.
I’m writing this from Australia, so, if I’m not quite up to speed on recent events in the United States, bear with me – the telegraph updates are a bit slow here in the bush. As I understand it, Sandra Fluke is a young coed who attends Georgetown Law and recently testified before Congress.
Oh, wait, no. Update: It wasn’t a congressional hearing; the Democrats just got it up to look like one, like summer stock, with Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid doing the show right here in the barn and providing a cardboard set for the world premiere of “Miss Fluke Goes To Washington,” with full supporting cast led by Chuck Schumer strolling in through the French windows in tennis whites and drawling, “Anyone for bull****?”
Oh, and the “young coed” turns out to be 30, which is what less-evolved cultures refer to as early middle age. She’s a couple of years younger than Mozart was at the time he croaked but, if the Dems are to be believed, the plucky little Grade 24 schoolgirl has already made an even greater contribution to humanity.
She’s had the courage to stand up in public and demand that someone else (and this is where one is obliged to tiptoe cautiously, lest offense is given to gallant defenders of the good name of American maidenhood such as the many prestigious soon-to-be-former sponsors of this column who’ve booked Bill Maher for their corporate retreat with his amusing “Sarah Palin is a c***” routine …)
Where was I? Oh, yes. The brave middle-age schoolgirl had the courage to stand up in public and demand that someone else pay for her sex life.
